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My Planet Romeo

Adonis. Marble, antique torso restored and com...Image via WikipediaI ranted earlier about this man who thinks he is Adonis.  So here is my blog on this not-so-good encounter in the net.

Two nights ago, I visited my Planet Romeo (PR) account, which I have not been using for the longest time.  I was trying to get in touch with somebody I met from Baguio City two years ago.  I thought that perhaps, it would be fun having dinner with him at Cafe by the Ruins again, and spend some intimate moment...again.  He is a matured and married guy like me, and very kind, romantic and caring.  And I am very fond of meeting up with guys of my own league.  Yeah, that's how married gay guys are!  LOL! And I do not blame young boys messaging me in PR and getting my attention that "even if they are young, they think very mature".  I ask no further explanation from them, and have some chitchat with them, instead.

Anyway, I tried to experiment a little.  I thought it would be nice if I post my sexy photo, and see the result.  In less than 30 minutes, I have 26 guys viewing my profile.  Cool!  But then, I was also choosy.  Who would not? With my status, I better be careful, because I might bump into somebody I know from work, or some acquaintance.  I still treasure my reputation (but not in a way that I am gay, but in a way they would find me to be gay).  I hope you know what I mean.


I messaged 3-4 guys I think.  First was Mr. Chef.  I told him "I like what I see.  I love your abs." I just admired his abs.  He thanked me and a couple of exchanges followed.  Then he had to sign off. I thanked him for the brief conversation.

Three younger guys in the early 20s messaged me. One I declined.  I was not just up for sex.  The other 2, I exchanged some lines.  It went well.  It was very cordial. One asked for a face pic.  I said I was sorry I could not do that because I am very very discreet.  Why would I?  It is because I just found out that one of my chatmates, whom I sent my pic some years back belongs to a hobby group (not gay) where I belong, and where I am known to be straight.  I was younger then.  I think 32 to 35.  I could not even remember.  I just do not know if he recognizes me now.  Heaven forbid! But it's okay if he does.  He is a very decent man, I think, who would not go into telling everyone what he knows.  You know, it's a basic rule of this "trade".  Unless, there are some gay people who would want to tell stories, of course.

Then, I messaged one who viewed my profile.  He is a bit stocky, and I was just intrigued by his note, which says: (CAPS not mine.)
GUWAPO PARA SA GUWAPO, BARAKO PARA SA BARAKO. Oo, SOBRANG dami ng guwapo dito, pero BIHIRANG BIHIRANG BIHIRANG BIHIRANG BIHIRANG BIHIRANG BIHIRA kaming mga BARAKO.  

So I tested this guy.  Hmmmm...in fairness, from his photos, he has a stocky body, fair complexion and seems smooth.

I said: "Sarap yakapin."
He said: "Kilala ba kita?"

I was taken aback!  Walang modo tong taong ito.  So I flatly said: "No!" .  Totoo naman. Hindi ko sya kilala.  Then I checked and read his profile description (or rather rants or perhaps, frustrations? whatever!) again and here is what is written:  (CAPs are his, not mine, because I know my netiquettes).


Hindi ako 'yong tipo ng tao na basta basta nasasaktan, pero ito na ang isa sa pinaka masakit na minessage sa akin ng isa sa mga tao dito: "someone told me you're a stalker and weirdo. i got pix but i ain't interested."

ANG SAKIT NAMAN. :(

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PARA SA ISANG TAO NA GINAGO AT MINURA KO, PASENSIYA NA, GANITO LANG TALAGA AKO SA CHAT/TEXT, HINDI KO NAMAN TALAGA KAYANG MANAKIT AT MAGMURA LALO NA SA PERSONAL. NAGSISISI AKO NA NAGAWA KO 'YON SA IYO KASI HINDI KO ALAM NA BAKA IKAW NA ANG MATAGAL KO NANG HINAHANAP. KUNG ANO PA MAN, BINURA KO NA DIN ANG NUMBER MO PARA MAIWASANG GULUHIN PA KITA. SORRY ULIT. :(

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UMPISAHAN NA ANG BASAGAN NG MGA ITLOG!

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PAPANAIN KO NG BATUTA KO ANG PUSO MO. PURONG KANTUTERO, HANDANG MAGING KAIBIGAN, KAHARUTAN O MAG-MAHAL SA'YO.

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I am looking for a special someone, but fuck-buddies are also welcome. I am very faithful when it comes to relationship and also looking for same.

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Sisiguraduhin ko, ipusta ko pa ang mga itlog ko, mas lalaki pa ako sa tatay mo, at siyempre, lalo na sa iyo.

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ANG MGA TAONG HINDI MARUNONG MANGHINAYANG AY ANG MGA TAONG MABABABA ANG STANDARDS. HINDI MO PANGHIHINAYANGANG HINDI KA MAKATIKIM NG SALMON KUNG OK LANG NAMAN TALAGA SA IYO ANG GALUNGGONG.

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HINDI NAMAN PORKE MAS LALAKI LANG NG KAUNTI KAY FANNY SERRANO AY BI NA. HINDI PUWEDE ANG PUWEDE NA, DAPAT PUWEDENG PUWEDE.

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ANG KAARTIHAN AY KATUMBAS NG KABAKLAAN, KAYA HUWAG NA HUWAG MONG SASABIHIN NA LALAKING LALAKI KA LALO NA KUNG ALAM MO NAMAN SA SARILI MO NA SOBRA ANG KAARTIHAN MO.

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Kung bisexual ka, ano pa ang tawag mo sa akin, diyos ng kalalakihan? Kapag ganyan ang nangyari, tawagin na lang din nating bakla ang mga tomboy.

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Nakita ko na ang picture mo at may karapatan ka ngang mag-taray, KASI BAKLANG BAKLA KA.

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KUNG PINILI MONG MAGPAKABAKLA, KAGUSTUHAN MO 'YAN, PERO HUWAG MONG IPAGPILITAN SA ISANG TAONG MAGPAKABAKLA SIYA NG KILOS NA TULAD MO, DAHIL KARAPATAN NIYA 'YON, KAGUSTUHAN NIYA 'YON. NAGKATAON LANG SIGURO NA WALA KA NANG MAGAGAWA SA KABAKLAAN MO PARA ITAGO PA. PARANG MUKHA 'YAN, MAY LEVEL DIN, NAGKATAON LANG NA PANGIT KA NA, BAKLANG BAKLA PA AT AKO NAMAN AY GUWAPO NA, LALAKING LALAKI PA. HEHEHE

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HINDI KA KILOS LALAKI DAHIL SA PANINGIN MO, KILOS LALAKI KA SA PANINGIN NG IBA, KAYA KUNG GUSTO MONG MALAMAN KUNG KILOS LALAKI KA, HUWAG KANG MANALAMIN, MAGTANONG KA NA LANG SA IBA.

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Isa lang naman ang kaya kong ipagmalaki. Oo, mas gwapo ka sa akin at maganda ang pangangatawan, pero lalaking lalaking lalaking lalaking lalaking lalaki ka ba kumilos?

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SA MGA MAY ASAWA, HINDI KO GUSTONG MALAMAN KUNG MAY ASAWA KAYO. LAHAT NG NAKILALA KO DITO NA MAY ASAWA AY PURO HALATA. TOTOO 'YAN. 'YONG MGA 2 O 3 KONG NAKILALANG LALAKING LALAKI, PURO SINGLE AT WALANG SYOTANG BAKLA.

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Ang gusto ko lang namang makilala ay ang isang tao na makakapag-pasabi sa akin na: "'Tang ina, sa mundo ng mga bakling, dito pala ay may mas lalaki pa sa akin!"

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Mahirap pala talagang maghanap ng bulbol sa malawak na malawak na PINK na palayan. Kaya siguro kapag nakakita na ako ng bulbol dito, itatali ko kaagad sa bulbol ko. Hehehe

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ANG GUSTO KO AY ANG MGA LALAKING HINDI AAMING BADING KAHIT NA PITPITIN PA ANG ITLOG, 'YONG BIBIGAY LANG KAPAG DINILAAN NA ANG BAYAG NITO.

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Daan-daan na rin yata ang aking nakilala dito na nagsasabing lalaking lalaking lalaking lalaki sila, pero 2 lang yata ang hindi nagsinungaling.

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Masyado nang gamit na gamit dito ang salitang 'discreet', paanong discreet ka ba talaga:


1. mala-Ricky Reyes na out, pero discreet kumilos;

2. mala-German Moreno na medio out noon, pero discreet kumilos;

3. mala-Butch Francisco na hindi out, pero halatang pilit, na discreet kumilos; o

4. mala-Robin Padilla na hindi mo talaga pagdududahan?


Gusto ko mala-Robin Padilla lang. Hehehe
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"Kung saan may tatlo o higit pang nagkakatipon na mga bading, may nagaganap na lagim."

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TITIyakin kong SUSOko at KIKIlabutan kayo sa kantot ko.

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Kahit average lang ang size ng tubo ko, parang LAKI Me na rin sa sarap ng Pancit KANTOT ko. Hehehe

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NAPAPANSIN KO LANG. BAKIT ANG MGA BAKLA, KAHIT OKAY NAMAN KAYONG MAGKA-CHAT NGAYONG GABI, KINABUKASAN HINDI KA NA PAPANSININ? GANYAN BA TALAGA KAPAG BAKLA KA? NAGTATANONG LANG. HEHEHE

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HINDI PORKE MUKHANG KARGADOR, LALAKING LALAKI NA. BAKLANG KARGADOR ANG TAWAG DOON.

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Nagiging totoo lang ako. Ang kulay pink ay kulay pink, at ang kulay pula ay kulay pula. Mayroon din namang kulay pula na kupas na, kaya medyo pink, pero ang tawag doon ay "kupas na pula".

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Bakit ang ibang mga bakla, kung hindi mukhang bakla, mukha namang tomboy? Hehehe
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Bakit ang mga baklang ladlad ay galit sa mga baklang tago? Dahil ba nagpapakalalaki? Eh bakit ang mga baklang ladlad nagpapakababae? Babae ba sila? Sa sobrang tigas ng muscle nila sa mukha, minsan, mas mukha pa silang lalaki kay Pacquiao eh! Hehehe

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PARA NGA PALA SA MGA BAKLANG HIHINGI NG E-MAIL ADDRESS KO, AYAW KO NG UGALING BAKLA NA SUPLADING AT MATARAY. IHANDA NIYO NA RIN ANG SARILI NIYO KASI MAKULIT AKO SA CHAT. HEHEHE

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Hindi ka nagiging lalaki sa pag-tawag mo ng "pare", kung tawagin ka kaya ni Aiza Seguerra ng "pare", magiging lalaking lalaki ba siya?

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MINSAN ANG PAGIGING GUWAPO AT MAGANDANG KATAWAN NG ISANG TAO DITO AY NAGIGING "BONUS" NA LAMANG KUNG SIYA AY LALAKING LALALKING LALAKING LALAKI.

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LALAKING LALAKI AKO AS IN SUPER DOOPER MAMU EK EK!
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There's nothing more to say, about this man I guess.  I wonder if he has gone to bed with anybody in PR?  Even if I were a "lalaking-lalaki" by his standards, I would not even give a s**t to this guy.

He has already been blocked by Mr. G.



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Comments

  1. nakakatakot talaga dyan sa PR. tsk tsk.

    salamat po sa pagfollow sa blog ko :)

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  2. Jaypee, thanks. Yeah medyo nakakatakot nga sa ganyang mga sites. Mahirap maki-hook up sa mga taong di mo masyadong kilala. Pero there is also a good side to it. Minsan nakaka-excite. SPice of life ika nga.

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  3. ah kaw pala si adonis..hehe
    my pr din ako..

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  4. emmanuel. hindi ako si "Adonis" hehe

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  5. Them meatheads are funny. And I never bothered to read his shit. You're a patient man. :P

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  6. @Grey, yes I guess I was patient. But this time, I did not give a s%^* about this guy.

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  7. Apparently this guy seems to have a myriad of unsolved issues.

    He has angst written all over his messages.

    But then again he is what he is, even if it will be his regression and disadvantage.

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